If I were your average Bugatti Owner...

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10/01/2014 at 14:35 • Filed to: None

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This is what my garage might look like:

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To start, my ostentatious daily drivers:

1. Bentley Continental GTC Speed

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2. Ferrari FF

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3. Tesla Model S (P85+ of course)

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4. Porsche 991 911 Targa 4s (manual, duh)

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5. Jeep Wrangler Unlimited (fully kitted out with overland gear)

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6. F-450 Platinum for towing around my insane collection of cars and boats and planes and such....

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Porsche Collection:

7. 356 Speedster

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8. 914/6

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9. 911 E

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10. 911 Soft window

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11. '73 911 RS

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12. 911 SC

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13 . 930 911

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14. 930 Slantnose

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15. 964 C2

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16. 964 Turbo with RWB conversion

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17. 993 Targa

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18. 993 Turbo

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19. 996 GT3

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20. 997 Turbo S

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21. 997 GT3 RS

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22. 997 GT2 RS

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23. 944 Turbo

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24. Carrera GT

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25. 959

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26. 918

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The Italian Stable:

27. Alfa Romeo Spider Series 1

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28. Alfa Romeo GTV

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29. Ferrari 246 Dino

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30. Ferrari 308 GT4

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31. Ferrari 288 GTO

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32. Ferrari Testarossa

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33. Ferrari F40

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34. Ferrari F50

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35. Ferrari 355 Spider

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36. Ferrari 360 CS

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37. Ferrari Enzo

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38. Ferrari F430 16M Spider

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39. Ferrari 458 Italia Spider

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40. Ferrari 575M

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41. Ferrari 458 Specaile

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42. Lamborghini Miura

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43. Lamborghini Countach 25th

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44. Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0

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45. Lamborghini Murcialago SV.

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46. Lamborghini Gallado Balboni

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47. Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evolutzione II

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Misc list.

48. Citroen DS

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49. Citroen DS Safari

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50. Renault R5 Turbo 2

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51. 1970 Chevy Chevelle

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52. 1972 Chevy Chevelle

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53. C1 Corvette

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54. 1963 Split window Corvette

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55. C2 Corvette convertible

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56. C4 Corvette ZR-1

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57. C5 Z06

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58. C6 Z06

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59. C6 ZR1

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60. C7 Z06

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61. 1966 Mustang

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62. 1970 Boss Mustang

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63. 1993 Mustang Cobra

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64. 1998 Mustang Cobra

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65. 2000 Mustang Cobra R

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66. 2008 Shelby GT500 KR

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67. 2013 Mustang Boss 302 Laguna Seca

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68. 2014 Shelby GT500

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69. Camaro ZL-1

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70. 1969 Camaro

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71. 1968 Cougar

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72. AMC Rambler Classic Wagon

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73. 1930 Buick Special

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74. Citroen SM

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75. Mercedes Benz 190 SL

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76. BMW 2002 tti

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77. BMW Z4M roadster

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78. Mercedes Benz W114

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79. Lotus Esprit V8

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80. Lamborghini LM002

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81. International Scout 80

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82. Jeep CJ-8

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83. Land Rover Defender 110 series

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84. Bugatti Veyron

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(phew! that took a while to put together)


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 14:37

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Clever, I think I will do one, but on other hand I must go watch foot-to-ball match, so maybe tomorrow.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 14:38

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I don't think too many Veyron owners also have fox bodies. Just saying.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa
10/01/2014 at 14:39

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Lol. yes I am stuck at work with literally nothing better to do so...


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 14:40

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This is amazing.

But this list should include:

Noble M600

Alfa 4C

2002 Turbo instead of the tii

Morgan 3-Wheeler


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Milky
10/01/2014 at 14:41

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Good thing I'm not most Bugatti owners...

In fact. I'm not a Bugatti owner at all.


Kinja'd!!! quarterlifecrisis > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 14:42

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Yours is a lot closer to what mine would be like compared to these that I've seen so far today.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Brian Silvestro
10/01/2014 at 14:44

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While all true, if I had this kind of $$ I would be more apt to spend the Bugatti $ on a few more cars before buying a Veyron. I left the turbo off the list (and some rather rare and hard to find cars) to try and keep the list mostly attainable.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 14:48

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BUT 3-WHEELER


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Brian Silvestro
10/01/2014 at 14:51

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Yes. Yes.

When you make your list it can have 83 3 wheelers if you like... Or just one 249 wheeler... becasue fuck it your suddenly a 1%er


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 14:53

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Where's your yacht?


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > mcseanerson
10/01/2014 at 15:00

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Its out back parked next to my mutha-fukin sea plane!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 15:02

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I don't think I'd ever have more than 5 cars at once. I'd just feel like I'd be ignoring the majority of them.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Brian Silvestro
10/01/2014 at 15:04

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How many times am I allowed to like this comment?


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Brian Silvestro
10/01/2014 at 15:05

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Oh I could have hundreds. I would drive home for "lunch" just to change cars...


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 15:05

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This belongs with the Italians. Just sayin'


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/01/2014 at 15:09

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I know. I somehow for got about it until I was adding in all my cool SUVs and was like ehh well it can go here too...


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 15:10

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Ahaha. Fair enough. I've driven one of these a few times. Definitely deserves a spot on this list.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/01/2014 at 15:13

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At least 3.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Brian Silvestro
10/01/2014 at 15:14

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I'll give you two and a half.


Kinja'd!!! Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > CAR_IS_MI
10/01/2014 at 15:29

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I'm too lazy to do all 84 cars so I'm going to just do planes and a yacht:

1. MiG 29

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2. Bf-109k

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3. Personal 787-9

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Some sort of large Sailboat


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/01/2014 at 15:33

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Damn.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Brian Silvestro
10/01/2014 at 15:36

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Do you know whats worse that a lower-than-possible number of give-able likes? I read that as "at most three."

Whoops. I suck.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
10/01/2014 at 15:38

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whoa


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > CAR_IS_MI
10/02/2014 at 02:06

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Step 1: take money that would be spent on a veyron

Step 2: Open hemmings

Step 3: go nuts.